Whale Fat Follies
June 13th through August 16th
The Alaskan Show the Department of Tourism does NOT want you to see!
For the first time ever, The Whale Fat Follies is moving to an ALL NEW location for a limited run of Only 28 Shows! This summer, the Side-splitting Spectacular is moving DOWNTOWN to the Hard Rock Cafe!
How Can We Leave Spenard? Everything is completely legal because the Mayor of Anchorage has issued an Official Proclamation designating the southeast corner of 4th Avenue and E Street as “The North Spenard Annex.” It’s absolutely true, and we would never dispute the actions of an elected official.
The Follies is the most extravagant Alaskan multi-media musical comedy ever staged and features a live band, stunning singers & dancers, over 800 awe-inspiring high-definition images of Alaskan stupidity, and a costume budget of over Thirty-five Dollars! According to Mr. Whitekeys, “This is the story of the Real Alaska—where people are now more afraid of gluten than they are of Grizzly Bears.”
The Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect setting for The Whale Fat Follies. There’s fun food, fun drinks, comfortable chairs, clean bathrooms, validated parking, an Elevator, and just so you’ll feel at home—the same old disreputable Spenard characters also hang out just a few feet away on Fourth Avenue!
Joining Mr. Whitekeys on stage is an All-Star cast featuring the totally hilarious Cameron Morrison who is wasting a college theater degree on this show; and Miss Regina MacDonald who was voted as our town’s “Second Best Alaska Reality TV Star in a Non-Palin Role!”
All of them are proud to be in a satirical production where, “You won’t hear anything in this show that you wouldn’t hear a presidential candidate say on a bus when he didn’t know the microphone was still on.” No other Alaskan show can make that claim!
Whale Fat Follies is presented by Mr Whitekeys.
Runs approximately 2 hours including intermission.
MATURE CONTENT: Some language, photo images of Alaskans doing stupid things, and a snotty attitude toward politicians, duct tape, and Spam..
MATURE VENUE: ( Hard Rock Café Anchorage ) Full service bar. Must be age 21 or older with valid ID to enter. Minors ages 16 or older may attend if accompanied by own parent or LEGAL guardian only.
BABIES & YOUNG CHILDREN - Prohibited.
MINORS - Ages 16 and older may attend with own parent or legal guardian only.
DAY OF SHOW: CenterTix sales end at 4:00 PM. On site box office opens at 5:30 PM for will call and any last minute ticket sales.
Seating begins at 5:30 PM.
Hard Rock Café Anchorage
415 E Street, Anchorage
Seating begins at 5:30 PM.
The Hard Rock Cafe offers 4 hours of free validated parking in the Easy Park garage at 4th Avenue and C Street, and in the JC Penney's garage at 6th Avenue and E Street. Just bring the parking garage ticket with you to the Show, and Hard Rock will validate it.
TTY or Text Telephone is available to assist with patrons who are deaf; call the Center's TTY line at 907-263-2717.
Email CenterTix at email@example.com
Or feel free to come by our friendly Box Office in the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts at
621 W. 6th Avenue, Anchorage AK 99501.
Regular CenterTix Box Office and Call Center Hours:
Monday - Friday: 10am-4pm
Extended Box Office Hours Prior to Events
The CenterTix Box Office is open 90 minutes prior to the scheduled curtain time for all ticketed events at the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts and remains open through intermission (or 30 minutes after curtain time for events without intermission and for Voth Hall events). During these extended hours, the box office will handle business for shows performing that same day only.
For Holiday and Summer hours, please visit our Contact page.