Christmas in Spenard
December 4th through December 21st
The Ultimate Alaskan Holiday Extravaganza!
Just when you thought your Holiday Season would be delightfully cuddly and cozy, Alaska’s Ultimate Holiday Extravaganza is BACK for a limited run of Twelve Days of “Christmas In Spenard”!!!
“Christmas In Spenard” is a hilarious two-hour Spectacle of satirical Alaskan musical comedy, a live band, stunning singers and dancers, a spectacular High Definition multi-media presentation, and approximately three minutes of sentimental holiday fluff.
The Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect setting for “Christmas In Spenard.” There’s fun food, fun drinks, real chairs, clean bathrooms, validated parking, an Elevator, a sweaty pink glittery coat once worn by Elton Johh, and just so you’ll feel at home—the same old disreputable Spenard characters also hang out just a few feet away on Fourth Avenue!
There is no show like “Christmas in Spenard” anywhere in the world. Throw your office party at an all-Alaskan laugh riot starring Mr. Whitekeys and an all-star cast including Miss Regina MacDonald who was voted by the Anchorage Press as our town’s “Second Best Alaska Reality TV Star in a Non-Palin Role!”
Don’t Miss This Show! It’s funnier than Black Friday, and you don’t have to get up at 3 o’clock in the morning.
Christmas in Spenard is presented by Mr Whitekeys.
Runs approximately 2 hours including intermission.
MATURE CONTENT: Some language, photo images of Alaskans doing stupid things, and a snotty attitude toward politicians, duct tape, and Spam
Must be age 21 or older with valid ID to enter. Minors 16 or older may attend with own parent or legal guardian only.
BABIES & YOUNG CHILDREN — PROHIBITED.
LATECOMERS: Show time is 7:00 PM, and Mr. Whitekeys has an extremely bad attitude toward late arrivals. You will be thoroughly humiliated if you arrive after the show has started, and this will not be the cozy, warm and fuzzy type of humiliation — it will be the real thing.
Seating begins at 5:30 PM.
DAY OF SHOW: CenterTix sales end at 3:00 PM. The venue box office opens at 5:30 PM for last minute ticket sales and will call.
Hard Rock Café Anchorage
415 E Street, Anchorage
TTY or Text Telephone is available to assist with patrons who are deaf; call the Center's TTY line at 907-263-2717.
Contact CenterTix from our CenterTix contact page
Or feel free to come by our friendly Box Office in the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts at
621 W. 6th Avenue, Anchorage AK 99501.
Regular CenterTix Box Office and Call Center Hours:
Monday - Friday: 9am-5pm
Extended Box Office Hours Prior to Events
The CenterTix Box Office is open 90 minutes prior to the scheduled curtain time for all ticketed events at the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts and remains open through intermission (or 30 minutes after curtain time for events without intermission and for Voth Hall events). During these extended hours, the box office will handle business for shows performing that same day only.
For Holiday and Summer hours, please visit our Contact Page.
CANCELLED SHOW (as of 12/11/17)
Monday, December 11th has been cancelled.
Anyone with tickets for this cancelled performance may exchange into another performance of CHRISTMAS IN SPENARD, or if exchanged before December 13th, into the same table at the newly added show on Wednesday, December 27th without any additional cost. For ticket holders that cannot see another show, refunds are available through CenterTix until Wednesday, December 27th.